Afro Kung Fu Beat... Beat... Beat Their Asses!!!!
Voltar- Cosmo ReindorfAfro Kung Fu
- Stanley LukDrunken Master
- Jack NeedleAverage Police Officer
Katherine GraceMrs. Kung Fu- Elizabeth ThompsonBlind Vagrant
- Max MikkelsenNews Reporter
- Tristan DeardenRacist Goon #3
- Jemma FenwickMasked Goon #5
- Ping Yu-sheThe Mule
- Alex NagyRacist Samurai Goon #2
- Matthew LimA Terrible Father
- Elly CaratinosAn Angry Bird
- Marcus CroeseOld Man Venom
- Julian KopkasThe Most Racist Goon
- Sophia PerezRacist Goon #7
- Maddie RowellRacist Raptor
- Sam StovePencil Pusher #1
- Luke Christopher WestPencil Pusher #2