Dark Monday
Voltar- Sienna AxeSidewalk Tripper
- Gigi BlackMandy Monday
- Jones BlackHeath Romanilsky
- Anthony BonanoBar Fly Cigar Man
- Christopher Derek BrunoJogging Puker
- Robert CallawayLounging Nimby
- Trish CaronJulia Newbern
- Eric CirimeleDelivery Man
- Jamison CollinsAnthony Fontana
- Eric ConwellClambake Bartender
- Richard CornyBernard Agee
- Jennifer Morrison DanielsJessica Aguilera
- Kristi DulinMrs. Monday
- Jackson EastAndy Monday
- Tara FrankChristina Simpson
- Bruce GrimesDr. Diplo
- Eric HeadCaptain Timmy
- Gina MackMrs. Gomez
- Marcella MackMimi Taylor
- Mike MackSimon Gomez
- Evalynn PeraltaCar Crash Girl
- Aubrey PrestonAriana Lovato
- Johann RangelLance Diaz
- Michelle RangelShoe Shop Girl
- Kelli RognlieBritney Carey
Michael RognlieAndy Monday- Jasen SamfordRandy Holliday / The Ejaculantern
- Natalie SamfordMrs. Holliday (voz)
- Christina SaniniDetective Sawyer
- Matthew ScottSantino Matera RN
- Matt SplettstoeszerGarage Creep
- Sarah ThomasBartender Girl
- Stephanie TollettMariah Spears
- Jeff TrislerGordon T. Chisler
- Summer Rognlie TrislerYoga Instructor
- Page WallaceDetective Johanson
- Jessica RothCobbler