Lavender Men
Voltar- Roger Q. MasonTaffeta
Pete PloszekAbe
Alex EsolaElmer
Ted RooneyThe President
Charlie ThurstonThe Long-Distance Caller
Philippe BowgenThe Director- Gillian WilliamsThe First Lady
Natasha DewhurstThe Patron of the Arts
Mia EllisThe Best Supporting Actress- Cherie Corinne RiceThe Ferrywoman
- Linnea Liu DakinThe Moderator
- Chad CallaghanThe Hunk
- Tyler WoehlThe Heartthrob