Channel 9
Voltar- Noa SiegelCarrie Ackerman (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
- Emma LincolnShelly Caplan (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
- Zach WadeDave Cavanaugh (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
- Jason LinaresDale Denton (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
- Anthony DeVitoTip O'Neill (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
Carissa Wadsack-StewartMiddle School Teacher (segment: Channel 9 News Team)- Dylan MorseStudent (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
- Eliza ScottStudent (Channel 9 News Team)
- Talissa WrightTeeTee (segment: Heartfelt Recipes)
- PeePeeHimself (segment: Heartfelt Recipes)
- Kare' WilliamsChad30 (segment: Chad30)
- Richard RobertsTed (segment: Chad30)
Molly HargraveMarian (segment: The Colon of the Working Class)
Nicole WheelerThe Hag (segment: The Colon of the Working Class)- Kyle McClellanDr. Jakobin (segment: The Colon of the Working Class)
- Gabriel Ashton BrownPeggy (segment: The Red Beast Commeth)
- Kramer KwalickPierre (segment: The Red Beast Commeth)
- Jeremy BrownRudolf (segment: The Red Beast Commeth)
- Mitch BiggumsDr. Cornelius (segment: The Red Beast Commeth)
- Ashley AllenMilly (segment: IMG_5298)
- Cleon OnyVincent (segment: IMG_5298)
- Jonathan HeatleySam (segment: IMG_5298)
- Charlie RoppoloNobody (segment: IMG_5298)
- John BondsThe Artist (segment: FUGU)
- Karsyn CrankThe Daughter (segment: FUGU)
- PJ BarnesThe Art Dealer (segment: FUGU)
- Andrew QuinteroThe Voice (segment: FUGU)
- Lily NiehausFrustrated Woman (segment: Wonder Wipes)
- Gabriel WaterhouseJunior Detective Jack Minder (segment: The Mind's Eye)
- Dan MercerDetective Bill Hodges (segment: The Mind's Eye)
- Eliza MillerLouise/Dead Body/Shadowy Figure (segment: The Mind's Eye)
- Lonny KingHimself
- Thomas DragoDoctor (segment: Clankers 3D)
- Alex PokkiPatient (segment: Clankers 3D)
- Divine PipkinsLionel "Smoothie" Schuster (segment: Legendade)
- Olivian IngledueWaitress (segment: Turner and Turner Steakhouse)
- Enrico DragoVoiceover