Duck! The Carbine High Massacre
VoltarElenco
William HellfireDerwin
Joey SmackDerick
Erin BrownBible Girl
Lilly TigerPlay Girl- Chris PerezCar Kid
- Henry KrinkleRetard
- Mikey OvumSpam Jock
- Ryan TrimmerBenchpress
- Kendall 'Shorty' WardAfro-American
- Marie MazurSong Girl
- Mike RonorGoth Boy
- Liz BathoryGoth Girl
- Michael LemaNo Info Boy
- Jacqueline D'angelo911 Dispatcher
- Michelle Chard911 Girl
- Beef HunksterTeacher
Michael L. RasoYoung Derwin / The Police Chief- Stephen HarrisThe Fathers
- Pamela AnneThe Mothers
- Larry WellmanThe Principal
- Pete FlorisInternet Teacher
- Murtal MurtzSchool Announcer
Pete JaceloneThe Janitor- Thomas LindenThe Gun Man
- HernandezThe Gun Mans Assistant
- Minty HansenCafeteria Lady
- John JamesBible Boy
- Martina SolejScreaming Girl
- Lora LaneNewscaster
- Nathan LanmanCameraman
- Carl PittPoliceman
- Mick LeoSwat Answering Machine
- Michael LioneTeenage Boy #1
- Patrick HendersonTeenage Boy #2
- Michael J ScilliaSurviving Jock #1
- Kyle Lee LaferrièreSurviving Jock #2
- JustineRose Girl
John LinkScientist- Bob GonzoEntrepreneur
- John BacchusThe Preacher
- John Paul FedeleG.U.N. Association Representative