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Voltar- Stella MannMargaret Murdock (segment Wraparound)
- Cheryl BoquetAnita Billings (segment Wraparound)
- Scott DavisRick Crukshank (segment Wraparound)
- Norman MuellenA.C. Clark (segment BBQ of the Dead)
- Jude JohnsonMary Ida (segment BBQ of the Dead)
Dennis LettsHarry (segment BBQ of the Dead)- Rod BlaydesWalter Tuttle (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
- Debra DragichFreda Tuttle (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
Lisa LoebRose Tuttle (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)- Glen CoburnDub Jones (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
- Kay BayDebbie Jones (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
- Janice WilliamsEdith (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
- James McDanielHoward (segment Wraparound)
- Roy BarlagBartender (segment Wraparound)
- Larry MellonGus (segment Wraparound)
- Misti ParsleyJanie (segment Wraparound)
- Cathy Smith-BarlagMother (segment Wraparound)
- Perry Noblett IIPicnic Family (segment Wraparound)
- Susan NoblettPicnic Family (segment Wraparound)
- Perry Noblett IIIPicnic Family (segment Wraparound)
- Don JordanWino (segment Wraparound)
- Jimmy PerlandWino (segment Wraparound)
- Dan CrawfordTeenage Couple (segment Wraparound)
- Pamela ReneTeenage Couple (segment Wraparound)
- David YeakleCity Employee (segment Wraparound)
- Bruce PatrickSecret Service Man (segment Wraparound)
- John HudekSecret Service Man (segment Wraparound)
- Kim NapooHooker (segment Wraparound)
- Beverly TorresAerobics Instructor (segment Wraparound)
- Barbara DavisAerobics Class Escapee (segment Wraparound)
- Jane CarrollAerobics Class Spaz (segment Wraparound)
- Christi AndersonAerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
- Deanna CarrollAerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
- Tricia CarsonAerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
- Lucinda HoltAerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
- Linda KimbroughAerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
- Angela TorresAerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
- Kim YoungAerobics Girl (segment Wraparound)
- Irene DowVoodoo Queen (segment Wraparound)
- Thom MeyersLester (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
- Ken BashearsRambeau (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
Bret McCormickHipster (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)- Grant HuntsbergerDub Jr. (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
- Charles CoburnMan in Cafeteria (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)
- Bill AshlonJeff (segment BBQ of the Dead)
- Gaye BottomsCyndi (segment BBQ of the Dead)
- Josh McCormickBlake Tuttle (seg. Killer Vacuum...) / Alien (seg. Wraparound)
- Roxanne RogersTerri (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
- D. RaiderReggie (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
- Audeen CaseyMs. Peters (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
- Barrett ShortizProduction Asst. (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
- Karen SmithAnchorwoman (segment Killer Vacuum Destroys Town)
- Blue ThompsonSamantha (segment Killer Vacuum...) / Alien (segment Wraparound)