The Malibu Beach Vampires
VoltarElenco
Kelly GalindoChairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.- Christina WalkerVice President, Vampire Affairs
Rod SweitzerColonel Oliver West- Francis CreightonRev. Tim Fakker
- Marcus FrishmanCongressman Terry Upstart
- Mimi SpivakVampire in Charge of Federal Budget
- Gretchen HousePammy Faye Fakker
- Anet AnatelleWannabe Cher
- Yvette BuchananRocket Scientist
Becky LeBeauCensus Taker
AngelyneBarbara Bush Impersonator
Titus Moede-
Jeannie PepperBrain Surgeon