Colonel Kill Motherfuckers
Voltar- Joshitsuo MontoyaColonel Kill
- Kevin StrangeWilhelm
Devlin WilderRobinson- Andrew VarbleNickolas
- Katie DeerestNancy
- Tanya FoxJannet
- Tim O'SabenJables
- Jonny JonnyMrs. Crabtree / Driver
- David Wayne BlackCrazy Bum
- Thaddeus StarbuckleRance
- Ty BechBob
- Lauren HotlipsLiquor Store Girl
- Erin SexybunsSally
- Nick Brian WaltersShemp Hands (as Nick Head)