The Devil's Lettuce
Voltar- Blair HoyleJeffrey Hawthorne
- Jaysen ButerinCult Leader
Lucky MangioneThe Lettuce Man- J.C. KingsleyDetective Richard Johnson
- Nev KellyFather Harold Jones
- John DonderoChuck
- Garrett MooneyhanSteve
- Hannah Scott-CollinsAllie
- Ricky McWatersThe Narrator
- Danny PhoenixRabbitus Prime
- Karen TrivetteSecretary
Dave HarlequinRabbit Hole Bouncer- Charles 'Torch' BaldwinCultist #1
- Hollie HarlequinCultist #2
- Melanie BurtonCultist #3
- Chris BaldwinCultist #4
- Adam YorkCultist #5