Shelf Life
Voltar- Richard AnkromRay the Mumbler
- Robert BeckwithInspirational Tape Voice (Voice)
- Teneale BenderSusan the Receptionist
Elisa BocanegraBetty Bonhauser
Betsy BrandtNikki Reynolds- Christo BrockDickson the Computer Guy
- Tatum De RoeckAmanda the Reporter
Holgie ForresterNikki's Mom- Jordan Halpern SchwartzLibrary Punk #1
- William JonesUncle Tommy
Jack KennedyCharlie the Photographer- Bonnie J. KirkSergeant Knofelmacher
- Michael McTaggertLibrary Punk #2
- Joe SmithRonald
- Gray Sara MerrillPortnoy's Complaint Girl
Ryan SpahnJarrett