Jesus, Bro!
Voltar- David GobbleRick Whitehead
- Fard MuhammadCarlos
- Allison PreglerElizabeth Howard Grace
Rob WalkerSanta Christ
Doug WalkerSamuel Tobinski / Kendrick Tobinski
Malcolm RayThe Devil
Brad JonesWilly Whitehead- Brian LewisBurton Burpo
- Zachary La VoyRanger Buckman
Tamara Lynn ChambersDarlene- Sarah GobbleGod
- Aidan BartYoung Rick
- Nash BozardTerry
- Flynn HannersFather Jenkins
- Jillian ZurawskiRick's Mom
- Ed SmithPraying Man
- Christopher ProffittGabe
- Trevor OllechNed and Stacey
- Brian IrvingInternet Neckbeard
- Sean WilburnTV Cameraman
Ed GlaserTV Producer- Joe MeansHeaven's Stage Manager
- Allison MeansDana
- Tia SpencerMaid of Honor
- Scott SpencerChristopher Hitchens (voz)
- Rob SheehanInternet Commentor 1
- Cory Lyle VinderslevInternet Commenter 2
- Eric GaspardInternet Commentor 3
- Ryan MitchelleInternet Commentor 4
- Michael SchicianoInternet Commenter 5
- Patrick BussRestaurant Patron (sem créditos)
- Louie CorboInternet Neckbeard (sem créditos)
- Meagan RachelleBush (sem créditos)
- Patrick ThatcherInternet Neckbeard (sem créditos)
- Omar AhmedOmar