P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang
Voltar
John AlbasinyAlan Duckworth
Abigail CruttendenAnn Lawton- Maurice DeeGeoffrey Whitaker
Alison SteadmanMiss Land- Mark BrailsfordAbbo
- Christopher KarallisShaz
Frances RuffelleEunice
Robert UrquhartHeadmaster
Garry CooperTommy
Richenda CareyBotany Teacher- Nicola PrinceMaureen
Maurice O'ConnellGym Teacher
Tim SeelyFrench Teacher- Peter DeanPoliceman
- Dave AtkinsFish Shop Owner
- John ArlottHimself (voz)
Maureen LipmanAlan's Mother (voz) (sem créditos)
Eric RichardRoad Worker
Arthur WhybrowRoad Worker