Just Ask for Diamond
Voltar- Colin DaleNick Diamond
Dursley McLindenTim Diamond
Susannah YorkLauren Bacardi
Saeed JaffreyMr. Patel
Patricia HodgeBetty Charlady/Brenda von Falkenberg
Roy KinnearJack Splendide
Jimmy NailBoyle
Bill PatersonChief Inspector Snape
Michael RobbinsThe Fat Man
Peter EyreGott
Nickolas GraceHimmell
Michael MedwinThe Professor
Forbes CollinsHenry von Falkenberg- José René RuizJohnny Naples (as Rene Ruiz)
- Donald StandenLawrence
Jim McManusHammett
Robert BathurstVicar- Jonathan LinsleyBouncer
R.J. BellClub Owner
Jenny TomasinTraffic Warden- Joanna DickensLarge Woman
- Alison RuffelleSales Girl
- Auriol GoldinghamSales Girl
- Cristina AveryPerturbed Mother
- Charles SimonGrandfather
Geraldine MuirGranddaughter
Gerald CampionUncle Holly- Ricky DiamondHarpoon Salesman
- MammothFat Man's Henchman
- John McCoyFatman's Henchman
- Malcolm BakerFatman's Henchman
- Nicky MooreFatman's Henchman
- Vinnie ReedFatman's Hnechman
- Mark WhiteDog Walker