Apocalypse, CA
Voltar- Nick MathisJohn
- Erin BodineJacklyn
Anne McDanielsRenee- Alexander CardinaleHank
Elizabeth SandySassy Boots- Sarah SmickCammy "Moley Mole"
- Ryan JordanJim
- Shana GagnonNews Host
- Kristina Lynn BellSquished News Reporter
- Courtney Podraza"Giant" Correspondent
- Brian FinifterDisappointed Guy
- Sabrina MorrisOptimistic Girl
Anastasia Baranova"Giant" Interviewee Girl
Kevin Kelly"Giant" Interviewee Guy- Jared HigginsScreaming Man
- Mark HeiligerYelling Man
- Chad PeterCamera Man
- Ashley Rae QuintiloneFoul-mouthed Beach Girl
- Chad AndersonPest Kid 1
- Tyler CruzPest Kid 2
- Hunter CranePest Kid 3
- Taylor WardPest Kid 4
- Shane Carther ThomasPest Kid 5
Daphna CardinalePole-smoking Girl
Eric BrancoMike- David SniderCar-repairing Sleeze-ball
- Shirin TavakoliHot Beach Party Girl 1
- Chandler MorrisNipple Party Dude
- Cloe ZimmermanHot Beach Party Girl 2
Teague ChrystieRed-haired Beach Party Dude- Michael BaileyMarine
- Devon ReadMarine
- Jeffrey McCoyMarine
- Devon HalversonMarine