Ted
Voltar
Mark WahlbergJohn Bennett
Mila KunisLori Collins
Seth MacFarlaneTed (voz)
Joel McHaleRex
Giovanni RibisiDonny
Patrick WarburtonGuy
Matt WalshThomas
Jessica BarthTami-Lynn
Aedin MincksRobert
Bill SmitrovichFrank
Patrick StewartNarrator (voz)
Norah JonesNorah Jones
Sam J. JonesSam Jones
Tom SkerrittTom Skerritt- Bretton ManleyYoung John
Ralph GarmanJohn's Dad
Alex BorsteinJohn's Mom
John VienerAlix
Laura VandervoortTanya
Robert WuAsian Man "Ming"
Ginger GonzagaGina
Jessica StroupTracy
Melissa OrdwayMichelle- Max HarrisGreenbaum Kid
- Zane CowansKid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
- T.J. HouriganKid #2
- Owen ClarkeKid #3
Kristina ElleryHeavenly- Katelyn LorrenCherene
Chanty SokAngelique
Sarah FischerSauvignon Blanc- Cassie DjerfWaitress
- Joe SirianiGuy at Table #1
- Pat SheaGuy at Table #2
Josh DuvendeckGuy #1
Chris CoxGuy #2
Henry PenziPartygoer (Ted's Buddy)- Tania CabreraGirl at Party
Colton ShiresTeenage John- Viera Andrea MoyaPlymouth PR Worker
- Heajee KimClub Girl
- Lydia HannibalEllen
- Shawn ThorntonCrazy Guy
Eric WeinsteinStagehand- Danny SmithWaiter
- Mike NikitasNewscaster
Robin HamiltonFemale Newscaster
Mike HenrySouthern Newscaster- Johnny Lee DavenportHusband
Chris EverettWife
Tara StrongBellybutton (voz) (sem créditos)
Ted DansonTed Danson (sem créditos)
Ryan ReynoldsJared (sem créditos)
Olivia JordanParty Guest (sem créditos)
Alexandra CreteauClub Patron (sem créditos)- Emmalyn AndersonConcert Attendee (sem créditos)
John FranchiTourist / Pedestrian (sem créditos)