
Ted
Voltar- Mark WahlbergJohn Bennett
- Mila KunisLori Collins
- Seth MacFarlaneTed (voz)
- Joel McHaleRex
- Giovanni RibisiDonny
- Patrick WarburtonGuy
- Matt WalshThomas
- Jessica BarthTami-Lynn
- Aedin MincksRobert
- Bill SmitrovichFrank
- Patrick StewartNarrator (voz)
- Norah JonesNorah Jones
- Sam J. JonesSam Jones
- Tom SkerrittTom Skerritt
- Bretton ManleyYoung John
- Ralph GarmanJohn's Dad
- Alex BorsteinJohn's Mom
- John VienerAlix
- Laura VandervoortTanya
- Robert WuAsian Man "Ming"
- Ginger GonzagaGina
- Jessica StroupTracy
- Melissa OrdwayMichelle
- Max HarrisGreenbaum Kid
- Zane CowansKid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
- T.J. HouriganKid #2
- Owen ClarkeKid #3
- Kristina ElleryHeavenly
- Katelyn LorrenCherene
- Chanty SokAngelique
- Sarah FischerSauvignon Blanc
- Cassie DjerfWaitress
- Joe SirianiGuy at Table #1
- Pat SheaGuy at Table #2
- Josh DuvendeckGuy #1
- Chris CoxGuy #2
- Henry PenziPartygoer (Ted's Buddy)
- Tania CabreraGirl at Party
- Colton ShiresTeenage John
- Viera Andrea MoyaPlymouth PR Worker
- Heajee KimClub Girl
- Lydia HannibalEllen
- Shawn ThorntonCrazy Guy
- Eric WeinsteinStagehand
- Danny SmithWaiter
- Mike NikitasNewscaster
- Robin HamiltonFemale Newscaster
- Mike HenrySouthern Newscaster
- Johnny Lee DavenportHusband
- Chris EverettWife
- Tara StrongBellybutton (voz) (sem créditos)
- Ted DansonTed Danson (sem créditos)
- Ryan ReynoldsJared (sem créditos)
- Olivia JordanParty Guest (sem créditos)
- Alexandra CreteauClub Patron (sem créditos)
- Emmalyn AndersonConcert Attendee (sem créditos)
- John FranchiTourist / Pedestrian (sem créditos)